sleeping snacking or slacking
9pm on a summer day is a god tier hour on planet earth
a mosquito wrote this
me: ugh if they’re asking me to come in I’m not gonna do it
*phone call from work*
manager: hey can you come in today
me: yeah, sure I’ll be there in a bit
Daniel Powter: you had a bad day, you’re taking one down, you sing a sad song just to turn it around
8 year old me:
I’m glad the west ran out of cat memes, so now we have to import them from Russia and Japan
PREACH
Let’s be real. If little girls’ knees, shoulders, and clavicles are a problem for male teachers, you don’t have a dress code issue. You have a pedophile issue.
Y. E. S.
